the New Team in 2013

2013 is off to a Flying start, or shall i say Hurting start.... We're only a week or so into the new year and there's already Krazy Shiznit happening. A woman in Southern California got so fed up with her cheating husband that she drugged him (via his spaghetti and meatballs dinner) and when he passed out comfortably in the master bedroom, the wife preceded to cut off his Penis, completely, making his wake-up alarm very uncomfortable!!!

Just a warning to all the women that may be reading this, if you cut off my Johnson ,there will be retaliation. I will cut off your Breast...both Breasts! While your at work, on your lunch break-standing in line at Starbucks. You won't see it coming, I'll sneak up from behind as you're ordering that Vanilla Spice Latte; pull up your shirt--pull down your bra--BRIEFLY CARESS/SUCK BOTH NIPPLES--and then *Snip Snip*...it's an Eye for an Eye ladies, or shall I say, Tit for a Tat....

....Happy New Year

all TASERS considered

There was an incident at Bank One Ball-Park last week (home of MLB's Philadelphia Phillies)where a over enthusiastic fan ran onto the field, towards the end of the game, and before he was subdued(that's describing it lightly) by stadium security he got a chance to run around the outfield for 15 seconds and gain the recognition of the players, fans and TV cameras.

Now how this fan was contained and captured has become a hot topic all over this country and I'm here to lay down the law, so to speak (pun intended)

The fan was Tasered by a Phillies stadium security guard and was whisked away and booked for jail. Now in the aftermath of all this there has been a percentage of patrons who believe this was excessive and not plausible for apprehension (to the credit of most Americans in this country they stood behind the action and thought it was justified)and that's where I have issue. How can any one think this Tasering was to forceful, considering all the dangerous acts through the years that has be-failed unsuspecting athletes/coaches who were doing their sports job when either they were stabbed in the back or punched in the face...etc, etc.

They need to make security Tasering mandatory at all professional sporting events in this country (in Europe Tasering is considered a light retaliation compared to Dog bites and Club-Stick bashing that goes on more frequently by stadium police)that's the only way you can curb the ignorant and rampant act of 'fan-field dash & run' that goes on year around at most MLB-NFL-USTA sporting contest

Matter of fact they should take it one step further and go in the stands and taser the hell out of drunk azz fans that start fights and disrupt the viewing of a hard paying fan who has his wife and kids with him and wants to enjoy the game in peace. Taser these guys relentlessly and maybe after a year of seeing hard-headed fans get caught-electrocuted and jailed other dumb-ass wanna-be's will change their opinion about causing trouble.

That's how I would run the law, can't u see the crime rate dropping significantly in this nation if JokerPace was Chief Supervisor of National Security? Say it with me, HELL YEAH! I'm officially allowing Tasering of drunk guys at bars, rude people at the bank, old people who take to long to pay for their groceries, the drunk girls who throw up outside of clubs, people who smoke cigarettes and throw the bud on the street, hot chick at restaurant who looks so good your making it hard for the married guy to concentrate on his wife......

Now all I have to do is find a way to stop all these crazy ass criminals from initiating high-speed car chases with police officers and endangering lives of innocent bystanders. How about a shoot first ask the guy to pull-over second mandate? I like that...what do u think?