This Just In....breaking Bin Laden news

As reported when first released, the Navy Seals were the culprits behind the assassination of OSAMA BIN LADEN but this news-break has a new finding; come to find out the Seals were not responsible for the killing of OBL, it was the work of 1 man and 1 man alone

THE WORLD'S MOST INTERESTING MAN...the DOS EQUIS BEER SPOKESMAN took out and murdered Osama Bin Laden. President Obama or his administration could not be reached for a response on this breaking news but when reporters tracked down the Most Interesting Man, who was in Colombia, South America sipping on a platinum mocha latte with the Dalai Lama, he made this statement:
"Stay Thirsty Bin Laden, Stay Thirsty my evil friend"!!!