Monday, January 7, 2013

the New Team in 2013

2013 is off to a Flying start, or shall i say Hurting start.... We're only a week or so into the new year and there's already Krazy Shiznit happening. A woman in Southern California got so fed up with her cheating husband that she drugged him (via his spaghetti and meatballs dinner) and when he passed out comfortably in the master bedroom, the wife preceded to cut off his Penis, completely, making his wake-up alarm very uncomfortable!!!
Just a warning to all the women that may be reading this, if you cut off my Johnson ,there will be retaliation. I will cut off your Breast...both Breasts! While your at work, on your lunch break-standing in line at Starbucks. You won't see it coming, I'll sneak up from behind as you're ordering that Vanilla Spice Latte; pull up your shirt--pull down your bra--BRIEFLY CARESS/SUCK BOTH NIPPLES--and then *Snip Snip*...it's an Eye for an Eye ladies, or shall I say, Tit for a Tat....
....Happy New Year