the Obama Effect trickles up and down

I can only call it like it see it, the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, has made an impact on racial relations in this country. Now he's not the only one and I'm well aware there was mutual understanding of cultures between people of different ethnic backgrounds well before Obama decided to run for office. But this new wave of mixed-racial friendship is outstanding.

Here's a good example of it:

The other morning (5:30am) I was stopped at a light on a busy downtown L.A. street. My SUV along with a car next to me were the only cars on the street. I looked over and I saw a Asian guy driving and seated next to him was a Mexican gentleman. And it was a pretty long light so I had a chance to observe these guys and what I witnessed briefly was a happy exchange between 2 people that might not have happened a few years ago (especially out here in a still somewhat segregated Los Angeles)....now granted the Asian guys was giving the Mexican a 'hand job', stroking and jacking the guy's penis off but that's a minor technicality in the grander scheme of a proud moment of Racial Tolerance

Can't we all get along? Of course we can as long as sex is involved!!!

Hillary and Obama = Wonder Twin Powers

April 22, 2008

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are beating each other up so much in this Democratic primary that whoever wins the Democratic nomination will need the other as its Vice President just to make the general election competitive

The Republican party is the Evil Empire and right now there sitting back plotting and planning and dare I say enjoying this 15 round political boxing beat-down match going on between the two democratic nominee camps. John McClain will arrive with 'gunz-a-blazing' ready to risk all to continue the reign of conservative terror on the american people and you know what "he has a very realistic shot at becoming the 44th President of these United States"

I believe Clinton and Obama will be so weakened politically by the time the Democratic convention comes around that the only logical move to make will be to hire the other as a V.P. running mate. Now I know both candidates have re-iterated that they would NOT run under the other but there saying that now; we'll see come July when all of this is essentially over and the campaigning wounds they inflicted on one another is barely healing and the only jolt of adrenaline will be the campaigning and familiarity of the other candidate. To keep up with the Republican rhetoric this Fall, the Dem Party will need the likability of Barack and the veteran Capitol Hill experience of Hillary if there to stay relevant thru the general election Nov. 4th
I've personally endorsed the joint Dem ticket of Hillary and Barack for the last year and a half through my 1-person comedy performances and I think it would be quite sexy to have a Black Man and Woman leading the country together (did somebody say 'White House Fever'). Now all we need to find is a Mexican Secretary of State (comedian George Lopez?), a Gay Secretary of Defense (Rosie O'Donnell?) and a Midget National Security Advisor (or Asian if u can't find a Little Person....Jackie Chan or Gary Coleman?) to complete the Clinton-Obama Minority Rainbow Cabinet

Okay, I'll throw in Flava Flav as the Reality Show Secretary for the Dept. of Homeland Security just to make their tenure that much more interesting

Barack Obama...Dream Realized...More work to do

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Wuz Upper President-Elect Obama,

I like most people around the world were over-joyed when you were elected the 44th President of these United States of America (matter of fact if u take the number 44 and add it together u get 8 which matches the last number in 2008 and when u divide 8 in half u get 4 which matches the date in which you were officially elected--Nov. 4th)

We are currently in a honeymoon period, waiting for the inauguration ceremony Jan. 20th 2009, but once the day changes to night and then back to day again all hell is going to break loose on your administration and we can only pray that you get through the first 6 months without pulling out all of your hair. The Bush administration has officially left you behind the perverbial 8 ball and then some as he exits the White House....George W. Bush is the Worst but I'm sure you already know that

The condition of this country is in such bad shape I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you inaugurated on Jan.20th and then the following day, Jan.21st, you resign from office under the premise of 'Potential Fiscal Insanity'......but you wouldn't do that because Great Leaders like yourself step up and face difficult challenges head on, not retreat and make excuses like so many political figures have done during the history of this country
Good Luck President Obama...as if you really need it :-)

Obama vs. McCain pt.2....the rumble for the White House Jungle

Monday, September 01, 2008

Last weeks DNC in Denver, CO. was great for Democratic Presidential elect Barack Obama but when he woke up the following morning, Friday the 29th of August, and was told McCain did the unexpected and chose Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin for his V.P., I'm sure it hit Barack like a ton of hard cotton balls

Up until and through the night of August 28th it looked like Obama was poised to run away with this election but now part 2 of this White House race is about to get interesting and TIGHT to the very end. McCain wants that Hillary Clinton vote and he might get it. Palin is a hard nose, intelligent, convicted politician who will make many of the undecided voters think twice about heading over to the democratic party for a new era of CHANGE

McCain has thrown down the partisan gauntlet and has made the statement to Barack "Your not the only one who knows how to conjure up 'Change' and 'Hope' (emphasis on HOPE).
I now have a beautiful lady V.P. who can speak to the conservative liberals who are feeling wishy-washy about voting for you. All I have to do now is continue to remember her full name, what state she governs and try not to open mouth tongue kiss her after every speech she makes from here to election day "

Barack better polish up on those boxing gloves a lil more because this is might turn into a Ali vs. Frazier type boxing battle to be the 44th President of the United States of this America

Addendum posted by JokerPace on July 10th, 2009
“I couldn't have been more wrong about Sarah Palin, she's a douch-bag politician who wasn't fit to govern a pre-school...she was so inept she actually helped Obama out more by being a V.P. nominee for the Republican party. Here's hoping we never have to hear from her ever again!!!!!!”