Hillary and Obama = Wonder Twin Powers

April 22, 2008

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are beating each other up so much in this Democratic primary that whoever wins the Democratic nomination will need the other as its Vice President just to make the general election competitive

The Republican party is the Evil Empire and right now there sitting back plotting and planning and dare I say enjoying this 15 round political boxing beat-down match going on between the two democratic nominee camps. John McClain will arrive with 'gunz-a-blazing' ready to risk all to continue the reign of conservative terror on the american people and you know what "he has a very realistic shot at becoming the 44th President of these United States"

I believe Clinton and Obama will be so weakened politically by the time the Democratic convention comes around that the only logical move to make will be to hire the other as a V.P. running mate. Now I know both candidates have re-iterated that they would NOT run under the other but there saying that now; we'll see come July when all of this is essentially over and the campaigning wounds they inflicted on one another is barely healing and the only jolt of adrenaline will be the campaigning and familiarity of the other candidate. To keep up with the Republican rhetoric this Fall, the Dem Party will need the likability of Barack and the veteran Capitol Hill experience of Hillary if there to stay relevant thru the general election Nov. 4th
I've personally endorsed the joint Dem ticket of Hillary and Barack for the last year and a half through my 1-person comedy performances and I think it would be quite sexy to have a Black Man and Woman leading the country together (did somebody say 'White House Fever'). Now all we need to find is a Mexican Secretary of State (comedian George Lopez?), a Gay Secretary of Defense (Rosie O'Donnell?) and a Midget National Security Advisor (or Asian if u can't find a Little Person....Jackie Chan or Gary Coleman?) to complete the Clinton-Obama Minority Rainbow Cabinet

Okay, I'll throw in Flava Flav as the Reality Show Secretary for the Dept. of Homeland Security just to make their tenure that much more interesting